castielsteenwolf:

i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”

like u do know that people can’t control their acne 

it’s not their fault

don’t be a dick

(via sunriserower)

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

(via sunriserower)

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via sunriserower)

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

(via sunriserower)

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

(via sunriserower)

linakittylee:

eleventhsend:

nintendogamechoi:

partythighs:

nintendogamechoi:

hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH AND BE NICE TO INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO HURT US BESIDES EXIST??????????

***things white people say***

***im not a white person***

snap

Amen to this

(Source: actualtendochoi)

itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

image

(via doughnot)

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via fullblownpanic)