If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

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why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so fucking important to me

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trust-me-im-satan:

sleep:

all

i

asked

you

to

do

was

close

my

fucking

door

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nanoshinonome:

nanoshinonome:

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all of my followers are dalmations

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cruella deville strikes again

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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

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flowerfrick:

so my brother got back from band camp and the first thing he tells me is “my asshole is acidic”

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Anonymous:
Is your dick hard?

20daysofjune:

no but life is

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

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